A Swiss roll is when a white women in black face is the center of a bukakke and when it is over everyone shits on her as she rolls around.

Drooping boobs jammed into a uplifting bra.

Breasts are rolled up like a swiss roll with the nipple in place of the Jam.

When you cum in a chick's ass, and then she takes a shit and it's all swirled together like a swiss roll.

Worst creation yet from the voltron fandom, also experiencing a huge rise in popularity (apparently I'm not the only one who likes pain) ;The most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Brought me to the brink of death, which is always a good thing. If you don't get this ask tumblr. But be warned seeing The Swiss has been know to cause: blindness in one or both eyes, questioning ones existence and suicidal tendencies.

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.

When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.

A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.