Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Complaining about the swine flu

Any act that can potentially put one at risk for aquiring yhw H1N1, aka Swine Flu, virus.

The act of drinking wine and having sex

to be coughing, sneezing, blowing your nose, ect. in public

The act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.