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To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!
My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.
by Bill P. August 29, 2006
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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a musical instrument - 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, which is plucked with the teeth.
Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying
Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying
"Why dont you go somewhere and play your swinette"
which almost always leads to:
"Whats a Swinette"
"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".
In other words....go away......
which almost always leads to:
"Whats a Swinette"
"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".
In other words....go away......
by Fish2062 September 11, 2010
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Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"
by Rob November 30, 2003
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The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.
Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".
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An insult:
To stick a long peice of straw up a pigs arse and blow really hard (like playing the bagpipes)
To stick a long peice of straw up a pigs arse and blow really hard (like playing the bagpipes)
by jgcd September 20, 2006