A zombie killed by virus called H1N1

Twilight Series/Vampires; It's called the new swine flu cause it's everywhere and infecting people.

An extremely deadly airborne disease that causes instant death to anyone whose IQ is less than 211.

It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.

Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.