Non-stupid person 1: Hey, you go to Swinburne?
Non-stupid person 2: Nah I go to a real university!
Non-stupid person 1: Oh, which one?
Non-stupid person 2: Monash
Non-stupid person 1: Ah Mad, me too!

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...