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A combination of the word swimming, and incest.
When people on your swim team date each other, or date ones siblings. Different variations include, dating multiple people on the team at different times or dating someone on the team that a different team member has alread dated.
When people on your swim team date each other, or date ones siblings. Different variations include, dating multiple people on the team at different times or dating someone on the team that a different team member has alread dated.
Emily-Omg did you hear the news at practice today?
Andrew- No! What happened?
Emily- Well Erin and Dylan broke up and now Dylan is dating Mandy while Caroline (Erins sister) is dating Dylans best friend Taylan.
Andrew- Dude, thats total swimcest.
Andrew- No! What happened?
Emily- Well Erin and Dylan broke up and now Dylan is dating Mandy while Caroline (Erins sister) is dating Dylans best friend Taylan.
Andrew- Dude, thats total swimcest.
by catchagrenadeforya February 27, 2011
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Two members of the same swim team start dating (and or hooking up), probably due to the large amount of time spent almost naked together.
Leads to awkwardness and potentially someone quitting the swim team when they break up.
It's a combination of the words "swimming" and "incest" because a swim team is like a huge family and most swimmers consider each other to be brothers and sisters.
Leads to awkwardness and potentially someone quitting the swim team when they break up.
It's a combination of the words "swimming" and "incest" because a swim team is like a huge family and most swimmers consider each other to be brothers and sisters.
Cassie and Dave have been on the same swim team for 3 years then they started dating. Totally swimcest.
Annie quit the swim team after Joe broke up with her! Swimcest only leads to trouble.
Annie quit the swim team after Joe broke up with her! Swimcest only leads to trouble.
by candy_hearts_13 April 15, 2011
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1. members of a swim team having sexual relations (including but not limited to a male swimmer putting his p in a female swimmer's v). this often comes from being sloppy drunk.
2. any swimmer having a fleshy union with another swimmer, regardless of team affiliations. usually comes from the fact that swimmers, although mostly nuts and masochistic by nature, are around nearly naked people for 2-5 hours a day.
3. not a very good idea. keep those jammers on and let those lanelines always divide you.
2. any swimmer having a fleshy union with another swimmer, regardless of team affiliations. usually comes from the fact that swimmers, although mostly nuts and masochistic by nature, are around nearly naked people for 2-5 hours a day.
3. not a very good idea. keep those jammers on and let those lanelines always divide you.
Swimmer 1: Dude, I am really into one of the freshman divers. Would that count as swimcest?
Swimmer 2: I don't think so, but you better stick to volleyball players, just in case.
Swimmer 2: I don't think so, but you better stick to volleyball players, just in case.
by jack11111334 March 01, 2010
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When a member of the men's swim dates or hooks up with a member of the women's swim team.
The sweet love between a swimbro and a swimho.
The sweet love between a swimbro and a swimho.
Swimbro 1: Did you know that spencer and lindsey are dating now?
Swimbro2: Like this team needed any more swimcest
Swimbro2: Like this team needed any more swimcest
by lionwithanax March 23, 2011
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Sexual relations with in a swim team, can include but not limited to DFMs. This is due to the fact that swimmers are basically naked together every day.
May be looked down upon by outsiders, but normal to those within the swimming world.
May be looked down upon by outsiders, but normal to those within the swimming world.
by CollegeAthlete22 December 19, 2010
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"Yo, fucking a girl on the swim team is like masturbating, it doesn't even count." -Captian John of the NYU Swim Team
by breaststroker May 08, 2005