1. The name given to someone who's football club is called the "Swifts."

2."Like a Swifty." A incredibly bad or embarrassing performance at something which the person/s tried there hardest at.

A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

The most perfectious guy in the world! I love him to pieces and will never stop! Also known as Tom, Rachel's bitch, Mr Swift and Oooooh Mr Swift!

A blowjob.

a substantial amount of gas emersing from the anus

A simple PHP error, something that should never pose a problem.