- A mop-like item, small or large, that can be used to try to clean something in brushing motions, usually something powdery or chunky.
- A young gay or lesbian who dates or is adept at picking-up those older than themselves.
- Someone who is good at picking people up but doesn't actually get together with anyone.
- A young gay or lesbian who dates or is adept at picking-up those older than themselves.
- Someone who is good at picking people up but doesn't actually get together with anyone.
"...and, yes, that one (nudibranch) does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a swiffer." - Quoted from True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs (YouTube)
by somnyadia April 10, 2020
Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.
Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.
Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer
Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer
by babygaay September 9, 2019
a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet
"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"
"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"
"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"
by swiffer January 16, 2006
A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.
by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 26, 2005
John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"
by Zoukelas August 21, 2019
i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.
by 4dimensional March 25, 2004
to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered
by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE! April 19, 2009