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Noun. A wife who is prepared for anything. Similar to a Swiss Army knife.
"I wish I had some floss."
Wife hands husband some travel size floss!
Wife is obviously a swife.
by Dejemi June 02, 2013
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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"You won't believe what Laura did for me today. She did my laundry and I came home to a hot homemade dinner."

"You've got yourself a swife."
by JoeRa January 02, 2009
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a male, with a penis, whose pubic hair is longer than his penis, which usually tends to be quite small, that the pubic hair is braided or corn rowed.
Warren Sewell, whose penis is very tiny, took his pubic hair and got it swifed
by lennny January 14, 2006
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SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".
{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
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Bill: I Swife that Nikky Cage is a great actor

Joe: You're going to hell
by TkMan326 April 13, 2009
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A slang term used to call someone a real motherfuckerly, shady, and or cheap ass bastard. Kind of synonymous to a cheapskate but really much worse.
If somebody stiffs you a tip they are a swife piece of shit. If someone comes to your house and eats your last cookie without permission they are a swife ass motherfucker. If someone cuts you off and then tries to brake check you they are swife as fuck.
by Mccrap May 31, 2013
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