Jun 6 Word of the Day
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
by Darren December 03, 2004
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"You won't believe what Laura did for me today. She did my laundry and I came home to a hot homemade dinner."
"You've got yourself a swife."
"You've got yourself a swife."
by JoeRa January 02, 2009
3
a male, with a penis, whose pubic hair is longer than his penis, which usually tends to be quite small, that the pubic hair is braided or corn rowed.
by lennny January 14, 2006
4
{Knock, knock}
{door opens}
"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"
"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."
"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"
"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
{door opens}
"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"
"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."
"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"
"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
by Sex Ed December 27, 2006
6
A slang term used to call someone a real motherfuckerly, shady, and or cheap ass bastard. Kind of synonymous to a cheapskate but really much worse.
If somebody stiffs you a tip they are a swife piece of shit. If someone comes to your house and eats your last cookie without permission they are a swife ass motherfucker. If someone cuts you off and then tries to brake check you they are swife as fuck.
by Mccrap May 31, 2013