SWIB: She Wants It Bad.

The second thing to happen after a girl spots you at a bar. Exact definition means that she's looking at you while talking to her friend... but covering her mouth so that you can't see what she's saying. As if it wasn't obvious...
B: "Scotty, that girl is staring you down"
SW: "I KNOOOWWW!!!!! SWIB! Finally!"
by meblaise January 13, 2011
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a feeling of disappointment about a certain situation
Sam: "Oh no, there's no more drink left."
Jim: "That's swibs that is man."

or

Joe: "Alex is nickin' all your stuff!"
Dan: "As if, he's a swibadon!"
by Swibadon March 05, 2009
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An exclamation, similar in use to "snap!", used to describe a particularly brutal housing.
Person A: "Nina, you are choking on the failure of your rhino!"
Person B: "You got housed!"
Person C: "Ooh, Swib!"
by Max Fischer June 06, 2006
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The acronym and iteration of the age old axiom, "Stah Wahrz Iz Bettah!"; coined a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Han Solo vs. Captain Kirk!?? Psh. SWIB!!
by Darth Thanatos March 31, 2010
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It is short for "Secretly We Is Black"
White rapper: we be swib as swib can be

Black Person: THATS RACIST
by theSWIBmaster April 27, 2014
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the most amazing version of dibs ever
counters all other dibsing of any sort

also,swibsy
the best way to say cool,or awesome!
omg theres only one chicken wing
swibs!!!!

i just jumped that bigass thing on my bike
swiiiiiibsyyyyy...
by njvsbfbhjabf September 24, 2009
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