1. Failure to maintain lanes

2. Detour

3. Change of subject.

4. Distraction.

5. Losing your focus.

6. Keeping a low profile.

7. Choosing an alternate route

8. A comment coming out of nowhere.

9. Deer in the road or roadkill

10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight
Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....

Girl: do you have my child support?

Guy: and on that note, swerved.

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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!

Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.
by RicolaCoughDrops May 23, 2018
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Damage to the limbic system caused by rapid movement in an attempt to avoid someone. Swerve damage is often mistaken for dab damage.
Jimmy sustained upper body swerve damage when trying to duck out of view of the tax collector.
by Dj spookytooth November 05, 2018
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An oversight in madden that when executed correctly is extremely overpowered. This involves the user taking control of the WR while the ball is in mid air cutting inside and immediately cutting back outside. When executed perfectly the DB Will follow the WR inside making,the DB useless because it’s nearly impossible to react and have time to combat the swerve.
Dan:Ricky this guy just swerve glitched me

Ricky: bruh what a bitch move
by Daddy daley December 02, 2018
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when you get high on a lot of pussy voice, and after words you talk like a hippy and feel like a gangster.
Yeah man, i just got so high on swerve juice!”

“Even though i ain’t lesbian, i got so high on swerve juice”
by skkkrttt January 06, 2018
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Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".

Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,

Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.

(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.
by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021
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