When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.
Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.
by Billy Lotion December 23, 2020
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When a person has a kink for swedish accents.
-Hey (in swedish accent)

-Thats so hot (gets turned on)

A swedish kink is when you get turned on/ have attraction to swedish accents (kink)
by Swedish fuck August 06, 2021
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When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart
Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.
by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015
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When you and a bunch of dudes take shifts similar to hockey on a girl. Usually a coach lets you know when your teamates in with a whistle
Hey John you wanna run a swedish line change on katie tonight?
Sure, but i dont wanna be 4th line like always...
by LittleDP November 22, 2015
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The ability of a self-appointed humanitarian superpower to harass and bully a law-abiding citizen till the point of absolute absurdity without admitting or seeing any contradiction or hypocrisy in it whatsoever. On the contrary the government will rather victimize itself, coming to consider the citizen being a bully, for protesting and not surrendering his constitutional and inherent rights, thus the government secretely order the judicial system to intensify the harassment of the citizen even further. This can only be achieved by also managing what is probably also one of the the biggest cover ups ever in a western world country, which in its turn would not be possible if a true free and from government independent media existed.
This person has now been bullying the governement for 7 years. We have already ruined his life completely for that, but what more Swedish Logic can we use to add to it? He hasn´t killed himself yet.
by o´brien January 21, 2017
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A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.
Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'
by McDonald's® Sweden May 12, 2020
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Guy inserts entire package of meatball sauce up girls vagina then proceeds to shove his ball into the vagina then pulls then out and the girl sucks the “swedish meatballs”.
time for a tasty Swedish meatballs snack
by Thesexman...5 December 12, 2019
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