Swedish Love is the definition of having sex and not saying a single word or touching each other during the process,

Therefor you cannot put your silky manly hands on the women you're showing Swedish Love to, only ram your cock in her ass and cum on the sheet, which has to be black.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.