Urban Dictionary: Sweatshit

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A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.

"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."

by pusiwillow September 12, 2013

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

sweatshits

A malnutritioned, dislexic, red-headed, math teachers, with crones disease's way to explain a verbal math problem involving sweatSHIRTS and discounts...

What was the price of the sweatshits after a 15% discount.

by John and Derek June 22, 2006

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Sweatshit

Taking a fat shit on a hot day. You finish wiping however the smell of the shit sticks to the sweaty skin of the inside of your buttcheeks, near your anus.

"Yo Colin! You smell like absolute dog shit"

"Fuck bro I know, its the Sweatshit"

by chrisisaknob May 28, 2015

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n. The product that results from the act of being so scared that you have an accidental bowel movement.

Seth was so scared of the burglar that he filled his pants with sweatshit.

by turdtothefurgeson December 07, 2011

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