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A country that many believe to be non-existent because of The George Lopez Effect. It is also the country with the most bald people and the most ping spoofers in the world. A common myth is that the number 14 brings bad luck.
"I went to Swaziland and witnessed it in all of its glory. I saw all of the crack babies. I was there and I watched all the little George Lopez's running around."
-Skeppy
by The Black Laky April 03, 2020
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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funniest named country on earth, personal favorite
the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself
by Urban Dictionary June 02, 2003
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They changed your name to eSwatini. Get it right.
Polly: Have you been to Swaziland?
Zane: It’s called eSwatini, idiot.
by ReadTheLitany May 15, 2020
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