Urban Dictionary: Swaziland

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A country that many believe to be non-existent because of The George Lopez Effect. It is also the country with the most bald people and the most ping spoofers in the world. A common myth is that the number 14 brings bad luck.

"I went to Swaziland and witnessed it in all of its glory. I saw all of the crack babies. I was there and I watched all the little George Lopez's running around."
-Skeppy

by The Black Laky April 03, 2020

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someone who is sexy beyond mean

dam she hella bad.

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country in africa

me and my homeboys have roots back to swaziland

by matt dold February 03, 2004

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funniest named country on earth, personal favorite

the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself

by Urban Dictionary June 02, 2003

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They changed your name to eSwatini. Get it right.

Polly: Have you been to Swaziland?
Zane: It’s called eSwatini, idiot.

by ReadTheLitany May 15, 2020

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