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A person who is overly confident and believes that they are so philosophical that they are arrogant to even the most famous free thinkers such as Socrates and Plato.
I played hockey in high school and can't get over it. Oh my god he is such a Swatfager.
by yukkawoodknow July 18, 2012
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