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Barney was mistakenly called Swarley in a tv show called: How I Met Your Mother
lady in the cafe is calling for swarley...
sees barney and hands coffee to him...
Barney looks at his coffee cup, it reads Swarley
by Smiley_Swarley July 10, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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-The mixture of shit and semen after anal sex
After John nailed her in the ass, he covered he face with Swarley
by Neil P Harris November 09, 2006
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From HIMYM: the name the freaking person behind the counter at probably a Starbucks shop will write on your coffee cup, but it's all wrong because they are deaf and it's not actually your name. Whenever you don't care about someone because they are completely irrelevant, you can also call them Swarley.

From HP: Another variation is Wheatherby.
PersonX: "Bye, Swarley."
Wheatherby *who tried to talk to a girl he likes but failed, turns around to leave with a pathetically sad face*: "It's Barney..."
by sheldon'sbrain November 05, 2020
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The name of the coolest Harlequin Great Dane in the world!
"Man, that Great Dane is awesome!! What's his name?"
"Swarley"
by SwarlesBarkely February 02, 2010
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