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To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.
“Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage

“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag

“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”
by Ginger Barbarian. April 06, 2019
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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