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verb
1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.
Worker 1: Hey, I got free tickets to the game tonight, want to come?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?
by Handsome_Phellows March 25, 2019
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A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.

A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!
Even though we have the same paper, our grades are different. The teacher totally swansoned us!
by Candythespy December 07, 2017
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A gay last name. Usually belonging to a homosexual who's parents neglected them as a child. Has low self esteem with good reason. There genitalia is extremely small.
Matt Swanson is a complete fag
by Jonny do good November 21, 2007
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Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly
Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson
by Studzy December 29, 2010
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Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly
Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson
by Studzy December 29, 2010
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Son of a literal swan. Typically a homosexual and sometimes (rarely) a coward
What is up Swanson? NOT MUCH BIG BOY!
by Regomyrego December 13, 2018
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The neighbor that when you see him coming you cringe knowing he either needs your mower, a tool or wants to drink beer all night.
Oh fuck here comes Swanson, I wonder what it’s gonna be this time.
by Joey Kotts October 18, 2020
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