by Tammy Swanson May 21, 2010
by HeyLaueeb December 17, 2017
Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.
To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.
To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.
Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."
Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."
Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"
by KweenRider November 29, 2011
When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.
by 8==========DD October 17, 2011
verb
1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.
1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.
Worker 1: Hey, I got free tickets to the game tonight, want to come?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?
by Handsome_Phellows March 25, 2019
A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.
A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!
A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!
by Candythespy December 07, 2017
A gay last name. Usually belonging to a homosexual who's parents neglected them as a child. Has low self esteem with good reason. There genitalia is extremely small.
by Jonny do good November 21, 2007