A highly underrated Pokemon. It has one weakness, and it can Mega Evolve. Next time you do a play through of a Hoenn game, make sure to have one or I will hunt you down.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

When you rub dirt all over your vagina and have your lover get you wet, turning it into mud, before you squirt it in there face using muddy water.

Swampert is the most badass Pokémon in the world. Greninja can go suck two huge BBC’s, cuz Swampert is the way more superior water type. He always has a huge cock, which is 100 times bigger than greninja’s little shrimp dick. Easily the best starter to chose in Pokémon history, and mudkip is adorable af.