A name for woman's genitalia that has become extremely moist and subsequently inflamed to the point that it looks like a wet, strange flower.

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two butt cheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly.

The swamp log is a sexual act that begins when a man has extremely rough anal sex with a woman until she poops on his erect penis, at which point the man withdraws his penis from the woman’s anus, grabs the woman by the hair, turns her around and jams his shit-covered penis deep enough down her throat to make her vomit onto it. When the man’s penis is covered in poop and vomit at the same time, the swamp log is complete.

The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.

1. Sweaty and stinky balls and Johnson, see crotch rot.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.

When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it

A resident of Holland. Derogatory?