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A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
by 3$K August 05, 2017
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007