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The swamp like feeling when your balls get sweaty.....also see swamp slap
I have swamp balls after sitting in my hot ass room!
by Tim February 09, 2004
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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The feeling when you nutsack is very sweaty and you cannot relieve yourself any other way than letting them catch a nice breath of fresh air
Oh Noah, I gotta bad case of them Swamp Balls
by Sweaty Ballsangna May 25, 2011
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When your balls get so sweaty that they chafe and become irritated.
It was so hot at work today i got swamp balls and had to sprinkle baby powder on them to stop the pain.
by Schaeferbklyn August 25, 2015
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Swamp Balls is the action of having a constipated face on because, you don't wear underwear on a hot sweaty day, and your ball-sac gets stuck to your thighs, in which you then have to put your hands down your pants and fix them nuttsssss.
Karen: Ayo Danny what's wrong, you look mad constipated.
Danny: Nahhh man, I just got Swamp Balls.
Karen: Ahhh Shit, I hate those.
by Kbeans August 09, 2009
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When your balls get overly sweaty on a hot day, because a person has fat thighs, or because of a lot of hair.
-Hey man, I got swamp balls. Any remedies?
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.
by Nitti9 October 09, 2011
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A bearded gnome that likes to drink beer.
Swampballs drank all our beer while we weren't looking.
by deco gecko May 28, 2009
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