a group of guys that named themselves after a guy theyre obsessed with and they never see him anymore..... but they still insist on calling them team SWAIN when hes a loser that isnt even friends with them anymore..... theyre poser stoners that think theyre hardcore but are the furthest thing from it
"stupid team swain claims theyre stoners but even if they do they dizz stoners out to non-stoners... stupid fuckers!"
by smiley May 28, 2003
by Sassmaster360 November 6, 2017
if satan's asshole was a school
by wheezemeister April 26, 2018
A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities.
by picoritdidnthappen February 24, 2018
A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)
by picoritdidnthappen March 1, 2018
by yurmumgeylul January 28, 2021
Nicholas swain is a father to many, some would say too many, and has a serious gas issue, and is known to be the only one laughing at his own jokes.
by Guest22 October 24, 2023