probably the most awesome surname in the world. Derives from the german word meaning wahoozle!! Anybody with the last name, Swaim, is pretty much legendary and should not be messed with. :)

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Swaims is the last name of the most amazing people you will ever meet. They are thoughtful, intellegent, caring people. They don't take crap off of anyone. They are likely to tell you exactly what they think of you whether you like it or not. (the only Swaims that this doesn't apply to is John Kuper.....he is just simply a baby eating man whore

To fix something while also wrecking/causeinv new problem

Swaim is derived from the Old English name Swein or Norse name Sveinn. Sources claim this name was reserved for someone who tended to swine.