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1. To ejaculate in a manner that does not betray the portrayal of swag.

2. To ejaculate semen that is composed of at least 60% swag.
Yo, I swagjaculated all over mah bitch last night. I ain't show no emotion. I be representin mah swag at all times.
by DrownAFishie December 31, 2011
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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