Mike: Yo bro, your shirt has less swag than mine.
Johnny: Dafuq is wrong with you, are you swaggily self-centered or something.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"