Michael Jackson is otherwise known as Swagger Jackson who could not even jack a sons bald eagle.
The only bald eagle Swagger Jackson could ever jack from a son is when little boys pants are 50% off.
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Faitference a prendre crédit precocément pour une action qui n'as pas encore été entreprise.

Origine -Sexy B archiduc de la 22, 2020
Marc avant de dire que tu tes cut la styfe faut ta fourre, tu veut pas swagger la peau de l'ours avant de l'avoir swaggé
by sexy_b42069 March 21, 2020
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Someone who is way too addicted too dabbing and yeling "Swag!" in public.
"Here comes Swagger McDabber, please end me."
by SwaggerMcAwesome February 08, 2017
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When you stalk baby girls and watch them grow up. You sit in their window sills and say you are a figment of their imaginations. You eat popcorn watching them sleep and take samples of their skin, hair, and saliva and inspect them. Basically, you are a version of hitler.
Ugh, that girl Michela is such a swagger michela version. She basically created it.
by MICHELA_HATASZ_R'US October 17, 2009
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Encountering an extraordinary and overwhelming amount of swagg producing coma like effects.

Straight Slumber Zzzzzz.

Also known as Swagger o.d or o.d swagger
Jess: Was you straight swagg strutin lastnight?
Garrette: Reals son , i straight put dem hoes into a swagger nap.
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The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.

(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
Yo bro, do the swagger pants dance! It’s a real panty dropper
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A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.
"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
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by archie69 May 04, 2015
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