An individual, so encompassed to all the swag the they posses, they become a swag lord. A position of nobility, they have mastered the arts to posses above normal levels of swag. Once a swag lord, always a swag lord.
by Sgt. Swaaglord August 03, 2015
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700βs when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
by gokburlap February 20, 2011
by Aheey January 05, 2012
by SwAgLoRdsFrEsHmEmEs September 21, 2015
Swaglord: Oy fam, i Swaglord here. Today on our minecraft letβs play 228282, we finally found diamonds.
Normal Person: Jesus, this kid is a retard.
Swaglord: lel no you is no win my diamond sword is better expect the unexpected
Normal Person: Jesus, this kid is a retard.
Swaglord: lel no you is no win my diamond sword is better expect the unexpected
by Peanut_Man December 07, 2017
The word for one man, of great swag and power, one of the leaders of the Swagtopia kingdom, with the power of flight and flaming farts
by NotSwagLord May 12, 2021
Jun 5 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

