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An individual, so encompassed to all the swag the they posses, they become a swag lord. A position of nobility, they have mastered the arts to posses above normal levels of swag. Once a swag lord, always a swag lord.
God damn, Lewis just took home 6 girls in a night! He's gotta be a Swag Lord.
by Sgt. Swaaglord August 03, 2015
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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someone with excessive swag.

a lord of swag.
Mitch reverse parked like true swaglord.
by Aheey January 05, 2012
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A little cunt, particularly a 12 year old, who thinks they have vast amounts of swag.
Swaglord: Oy fam, i Swaglord here. Today on our minecraft let’s play 228282, we finally found diamonds.
Normal Person: Jesus, this kid is a retard.
Swaglord: lel no you is no win my diamond sword is better expect the unexpected
by Peanut_Man December 07, 2017
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The word for one man, of great swag and power, one of the leaders of the Swagtopia kingdom, with the power of flight and flaming farts
"How shit, that guy is so swag, I think hes the SwagLord him self"
by NotSwagLord May 12, 2021
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