The most pimpenest and illest g-thang. Walks with so much confidence you'll be scared of him. You'll think he's a SWAG MONSTER!
A: Yo! Did you see that McLuvin kid chillin with the cops?

B: Yah! he was a total swag monster!
by Biak September 23, 2011
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A person who steals your swag(copies you).
Girl 1: What the hell, I was wearing that shirt yesterday...
Girl 2: I know, what a swag monster.
by swagless November 11, 2010
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You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond
Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment
by TheHappyWhopper January 19, 2012
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