Svetlana is a beautiful and sophisticated lady. She is an amazing person who cares for you. She loves you with all her heart and cares for you so much you can't even begin to imagine. Whenever you feel down you can count on Svetlana because she will always be there for you and make you feel better. She is the light of the world. She is positive and funny and loving and the greatest sister you could ever wish for. If you ever are so lucky to get a Svetlana in your life hold on to her and never let her go.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

a cold hearted witch who will sacrifice and burn you the first chance she gets.

A russian ballet dancer primarily named Jesus, whom everybody thought was the Antichrist. The sent her in a box to Alasks, and wrote "jesus" on the box, but it looked like "svetlana" so she was called that. She went to live with Penguina, and developed a nonlesbian interest in her (although she admitted on live TV that she was bi.) She enjoys going to iHop with Penguina, their close personal very best friend Rleka, and Penguina's dad,Czjham. They then tell the waiter their name is Dregorgle.

Svetlana is actually Cele
Shes a bitch and a fat cunt