-A routine nightly wank or the pre date power wank. This shorthand term is borrowed from the Nordic meaning of Sven which is "young warrior" or "young man".

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A dog who holds the power to singlehandedly end gaming week

Pewdiepie's Minecraft dog, Sven, is a dog with grey hair and a blue collar. He is one of Pewdiepie's last Minecraft pets. He is rumoured to be invincible, especially against creepers. Pewds' has warned that the series will end when Sven dies.

the bouncer at Bergenheim that only let me into the club cause i said "ikea is from the underworld"

Someone or something that represents godly and strong. A person of this quality is brave, mentally strong - though they may not show it often, trusting, handsome, not very sexually experienced but a great lover, and is there for anyone that needs him/her.

A thing of this quality is usually fun, awesome, and something you had a good experience with. It also shows something that you want or like to have.

The dog of Pewdiepie who recently had a near death experience. Sven was trapped in an underwater cave for almost a week before his owner, Pewdiepie, saved him from the cold rapids of the ocean. He is known for living life on the edge, he has been seen walking on top of tall towers and jumping from them only to teleport away into Pewdiepie’s loving home.