OMG, I just hit a possum! Immediately, I picked up the poor roadkill and stroked him. He was a little stiff, but still covered in suvvy fur that felt like Fabio's ass hair, so soft, so fuzzy. I wrapped him up in a baby blanket next to a stuffed animal for company, you know, just in case he woke up, and I placed his little maggot-ridden body in a shoe box lined in velvet. I placed the lid over him and said a prayer, then I pulled the string from my fleece jacket and tied the box shut. As I drove over a beautiful bridge on that sunny day, I said farewell to my Suvvy friend as I flung him over the side; "goodbye little guy, we'll always have Fabio"

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

“I’m going to go get suvvy”
“Im going to put my suvvys on”