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Sport Utility Vehicle. Neither a sport vehicle nor a utility vehicle. A whack, fakeass (and successful) attempt by the motor vehicle industry to lure in overpaid middle class workaholic moms who think that they need a 3 ton vehicle to carry their stupid kids to soccer practice.
"My old car got 38 miles per gallon and could carry only 4 people; despite the fact that i am a divorced mother of one, i had to upgrade to a vehicle that got 13 miles per gallon and could carry 10 people."
by Rypsaw April 30, 2003
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A vehicle that when driven is comprable to drunk driving. In other words, the offending driver is likely to walk away without a scratch, while the victim is usually just fucked.
I got hit by an SUV, but it's ok, because I got a million bucks. And all I had to do was break my neck!
by combat_rock November 29, 2003
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1. A practical vehicle if you live in rural Michigan and actually have a need for 4 wheel drive.
2. An nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in Miami and drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can't.
Regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn't be required to increase the fuel efficiency of these beasts.
2. An nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in Miami and drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can't.
Regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn't be required to increase the fuel efficiency of these beasts.
If you drive an SUV and bitch about gas prices, you are a fucking asshole and might even be our current president.
by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush March 27, 2004
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Gas-guzzling motor vehicle designed for off-road driving while only 5% of SUV owners ever go off road
by Anonymous March 03, 2003
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Traffic is already messed up during rush hour as it is. Neurotic Soccer Mom is personally transporting the little tykes in the SUV because of obvious safety concerns with BIG YELLOW VEHICLE that you could basically see from Mars. Her driving skills also being obviously superior.
by ponder October 30, 2003