We did not have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal.
by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
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by CyrilTSquirrel January 11, 2020
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Verb: to Sussex Royal. To brand cheap shite and tat and sell it off for monetary gain to ones elderly grandmother's disgust and upset.
Meghan Markle ordered 2000 dodgy t-shirts from AliExpress for a fiver, has Sussex Royaled them and now is selling them for £350 each on her friend Misha MooCow's site.
by Linda La Hughes January 13, 2020
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A heniously diagusting sex act that involves being double-taxed.
"We didn't have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal."
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