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Minty county in southern England home to rockin towns like Brighton... and Bexhill and Hastings, woohaa!

Also, Sussex girl / Sussex boy = hot, likes to think they're left wing and are probably a bit posh. Well spoken, nice hair, reads Kerouac or Kafka.
Londoner: Yes when we're done with our careers we're going to buy a little cottage in Sussex so that the nibblers can run around without getting spiked by the rusty springs of broken mattresses anymore.
by charva April 10, 2005
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The type of sex that makes you very suspicious and nervous. Suss sex
He ran his hands down my body and I panicked because I was about to get Sussex. I hate suss sex
by Duchess of Dumb Barton January 13, 2020
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the southern-most county in delaware. easily the most thuggish, the eastern seaboard is famous for its summertime nightlife, if your a chick, u may even want to check this place out
yo, sussex county niggas is raw
by john a wingley February 16, 2005
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A small town in NSW, Australia where inbred's live
Same as Wandandian
Poeple in who live in Sussex are inbreds, theres no denying
it
"Mitchel you sussex inbred"
by vinie high March 24, 2006
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A southern county in East England.. In other words, β€œsussex” is the word sus & sex put together.
Jacob: Is that Meghan Markle?!?
Me: Yeaa, that’s the Duchess of Sussex.
by halito August 04, 2019
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