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We did not have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal.
by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Verb: to Sussex Royal. To brand cheap shite and tat and sell it off for monetary gain to ones elderly grandmother's disgust and upset.
Meghan Markle ordered 2000 dodgy t-shirts from AliExpress for a fiver, has Sussex Royaled them and now is selling them for £350 each on her friend Misha MooCow's site.
by Linda La Hughes January 13, 2020
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A heniously diagusting sex act that involves being double-taxed.
"We didn't have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal."
by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020