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The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
by Gaylo August 06, 2016
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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