Susan’s on the roof is a code word for “fart”that a girl named Brianna and Maddie came up with so if they have to fart and they want to say it without saying it, they say Susan’s on the roof. Susan’s on the roof,That’s when you have to fart,if Susan fell then you farted,if Susan dies then it stinks really bad.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.