Urban Dictionary: Surt

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The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

by Ryan July 28, 2004

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Sep 11 Word of the Day

hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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being surt in simply being sad and hurt simultaneously.

person 1: i’m surt at the moment
person 2: aw why?
person 1: my boyfriend cheated on me

by treesss March 10, 2019

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When you can't type and accidentally type this instead of "Sure"

by Turqle_ July 01, 2020

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