The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob
After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.
by a fatter December 14, 2010
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Typically a phrase used to send someone an unsolicited multi-media image or video that is intended to make the recipient laugh and feel surprised.
Fatima: *random photo* "Surprise shawty!!"

Rosario: "HAHA - that photo is hilarious! I love being surprised shawtied!"
by heyhey00 June 03, 2021
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The happy feeling experienced by a parent when they are preparing to change what is believed to be a dirty baby diaper, but turns out to be just pee.
"I was not looking forward to changing Frannie's diaper because I thought she crapped only to get a nice surprise when I saw she didn't."
by Jacob Miller August 13, 2005
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When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.
My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.
by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013
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verb. To have your penis slip out during sex and accidentally insert it into the anus.
Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.
by theaLyssavirus May 13, 2009
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To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.
A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??
by the real rick james December 06, 2005
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When you eat the orange chicken at a chinese restaurant and then afterward driving to a nearby middle school to take an explosive dookie in somebody's gym locker while reciting the pledge of allegiance backward.
I was planning to attend the annual science fair but because of my horrible case of tangerine surprise i was unable to attend said fair.
by Jackie Jackie O'Mackie April 30, 2011
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