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Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
by VLpeekers January 06, 2011
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007