A storm surge is when a concept is so stupid it actually baffles the intelligent due to its egregious stupidity.
She said that evolution is bogus because monkeys don't grow up to be people. Total storm surge.
by CriminallyVu1gar May 29, 2009
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a socket extension for plugs with an inbuilt fuse that prevents high voltage surges of electricity travelling through the plugs to electronic devices and destroyig them
"dammit there was a power surge in my house last night and my computer went bust, i need a surge protector to plug my computer into so it wont happen again."
by Benguin January 24, 2007
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Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.
After returning home from camp, Anna experienced a Friend surge, gaining 32 followers on Instagram in one afternoon.
by Beth G July 06, 2013
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A sexual perversion involving 3 bears jerking off while a 4th man, a twink, releases his diarrhea on them at the moment of ejaculation.
Man, I've been having a hard time getting off lately. We should get together for a Storm Surge.
by mcluva December 18, 2011
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A power surge is a fast yet short duration of electrical transients in current, voltage or transferred energy that happens in an electrical circuit.Typically a power surge is caused by an oversupply in voltage either from the power company or from various external sources, although an oversupply of current is also possible; either way it affects the overall power moving through the electrical lines, hence the term power surge.
Barry lost most of his appliances in the power surge last night
by KPDON July 07, 2020
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-- A phrase to explain one's klutziness in a non-offensive manner.

-- A method of distancing oneself from embarrassing actions such as dropping items, falling, spilling things, etc.

-- A way to divert the aggrieved party who has become soiled by your actions.
{At a bar}

Daphne: Thanks for spilling your wine all over me!
Jill: Sorry, hon. It was a gravity surge.

{Watching TV}

Bill: Yo, toss me the remote, bro.
(falls 5 feet short)
Fred: Sorry, dude. Gravity surge.
by HENDAJ June 08, 2012
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