John: "Man, that's intense! I just caught Rob surfing the red tide."

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.