Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Dirty Surfboard

When you are at a party/large gathering, and you have to drop a poopie, so you proceed to turn on the bathtub/shower at said party, and proceed to take large poopie/poopies in the tub. Wait a few hours for the bathroom to flood, and vuala! A dirty surfboard!

"Yo bro I just rode the waves on that dirty surfboard you made in the bathroom. You pooed a fat one out."

by JuicyJoints6969 April 18, 2017

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 11, 2014

surfboard

A board that can be used to dive in the ocean.

"i used the surfboard to the beach.

by misser bigbiy February 6, 2023