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A very long Post in a forum, Characterized by vague references to statistics and studies the OP never seems to be able to find.

Often used to steamroll another poster into submission using the shear BOREDOM brought on by the Mini-novel presented to them.
Good God, Does she ALWAYS have to superpost about Amy Lee! I don't need 9 Paragraphs telling me she's into her!
by Edlinger April 02, 2010
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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