the single handed greatest thing one will ever see or do

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

A "super deluxe", similar to the most expensive option at the automatic car wash, involves giving a girl every facial option available. It should be reserved only for only the best luxury girls. First you get your dick wet with a few high powered strokes in her mouth. Then you soap up her face up with a nice coat of foamy jizz. Then comes the spot-free rinse, of piss. Finally you take some off-the-shelf autozone spray carnuba wax and shine her face up with it, for a nice healthy glow and surface protectant.