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The super icon of Nintendo that takes shrooms to grow big while jumping around on bad guys, usually in very high strides. He also breaks blocks with his head, presumably he knows karate. No womder he kicks bowser's ass so much.
A saint who takes shrooms and hallucinates the weirdiest things while still being kid-friendly.
A saint who takes shrooms and hallucinates the weirdiest things while still being kid-friendly.
Bowser: Mha ha ha, I have captured the princess (again) and the stars.
*Super Mario walks in*
Bowser: Sh**
*Gets his ass kicked...again*
*Super Mario walks in*
Bowser: Sh**
*Gets his ass kicked...again*
by The Harbinger of Truth and Pain October 12, 2005
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When a female uses her own fingers, in her own ass, for the sole purpose of pulling them out and unsuspectingly swiping them across the upper lip of the guy (or girl) that she is hooking up with.
I was fucking this guy and he wouldn't stop squirming around, so I reached around and gave him a Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
by My real name is Al! July 29, 2010
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The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
by Artifishalfish December 18, 2006
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An Italian man who can lay pipe with the best of 'em; very proficient at cleaning out any faulty plumbing.
by Ryan Eaves April 26, 2006
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Super Mario is a pop-culture icon from around the 80's to 90's and was the star of Donkey Kong and Super Mario World. Since his introduction into the world by nintendo, he has become an icon to gamers worldwide, from people who hang around on the internet all day, to fat losers who won't get laid until they're 40. Mario's marketing would give Satan a boner. But all in all, Mario is still one of gaming's beloved icons.
"It's a-me, Mario! I'm a-gonna rip a-you a new ass-a-hole!!
Luigi: "oh, you stereotypical bastard, you!"
Luigi: "oh, you stereotypical bastard, you!"
by Mako Gekirou March 21, 2005